I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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