hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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