maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Randomize