you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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