Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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