I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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