im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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