Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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