I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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