we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
