You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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