How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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