I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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