Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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