I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I touched a dick in church today
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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