Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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