My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Less talking, more tequila
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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