i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
