I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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