Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
