and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize
