Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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