fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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