Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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