Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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