I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I just had sex on a roof
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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