I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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