do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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