i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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