last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
All the doctor said was why
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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