OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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