why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Barsexuality is the new black.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Congratulations! We have a period
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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