This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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