Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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