Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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