real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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