I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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