I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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