okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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