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How is your vagina???

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Double booked

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With your butt?

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Totes, candlesticks and all

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Yay!!

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(646): How is your vagina??? (941): Double booked (646): With your butt? (941): Totes, candlesticks and all (646): Yay!! http://tfl.nu/9v3z

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Look at my ENTIRE past

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Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought

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Might as well have a blog about it at this point

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(586): Look at my ENTIRE past (586): Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought (586): Might as well have a blog about it at this point http://tfl.nu/6cdo

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I think I'm in Tiajuana

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You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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I could be

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(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana (404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago (706): I could be http://tfl.nu/4kta

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport

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(484): New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport http://tfl.nu/5bf4

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(480): View more from Arizona

I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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(480): I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours http://tfl.nu/lbg0

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(765): View more from Indiana

We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny

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(765): We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny http://tfl.nu/ty4j

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"

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(617): We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?" http://tfl.nu/sgk0

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(619): View more from California

How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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(619): How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup? http://tfl.nu/tdw6

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(+32): View more from Belgium

It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched

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(+32): It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched http://tfl.nu/cbi6

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette

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(479): Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette http://tfl.nu/qtmi

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(239): View more from Florida

Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.

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(239): Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows. http://tfl.nu/ni5n

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(425): View more from Washington

So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.

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(425): So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy. http://tfl.nu/7bpm

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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?

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(509): I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right? http://tfl.nu/yvyh

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(909): View more from California

You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.

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(909): You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on. http://tfl.nu/y2xe

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(515): View more from Iowa

Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.

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(515): Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda. http://tfl.nu/hmtx

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