i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal