keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i think im in europe. pls send help
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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