I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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