I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
