yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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