Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
