Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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