Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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