Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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