I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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