we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we're making bets on your personal life
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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