Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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