i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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