it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Success! We fucked roommates!
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