her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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