whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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