thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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